Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??
THIS is how you do grammar-nerdery, instead of policing people’s grammatical errors
this advert was the best fcking advert on tv i want it back
Lions Save Kidnapped Girl
if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions
apparently its been proven that animals will react to the cries of children regardless of what child it is. like wolves will react to human baby cries and even deer will react to human baby cries. they’ll try to find the child to help it. its some motherly instinct thing that all mammals share or something like that.
im not sure where i heard this but i think it was from psychology book my friend was reading.
There was one little boy who fell into the gorilla pen at a zoo and he just laid there and cried and this HUGE alpha male gorilla (or whatever the dominant gorilla is called) went over and actually stood watch over the little boy to make sure none of the other gorillas attacked him.
It has to be a mammal (deer won’t react to baby birds, for example) but yes this is true ^^
so basically it’s the same reaction we get when we see baby mammals
Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.
Scar! Brother! Help me!
Long live the king.
fun idea for agents of shield: lance keeps mentioning his ex-wife forever it becomes a running gag and they never reveal who she is. at some point the team starts doubting she actually exists.
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Reblogging because…..yes. Do this.
Not what I usually reblog but holy chaos that’s smart
My parents made sure me and my sister had a passwords for this exact reason. I even still remember the password…