*Something thought-provoking*

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

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aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

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"Knock, knock. Mr. Criminal?"

elementaryitsbiggerontheinside:

lannistershavethephonebox:

icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

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Where is 12?

fuck 12

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one simply does not fuck with twelve

mu5icliz:

hildaglitz:

cloudydaysagain:

Everyone always blames the fandom blogs when tumblr crashes, MAYBE THE HIPSTERS DID IT. I’m just saying.

maybe starbucks released a new frappuccino 

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brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

shokatsuryou:

agents-of-frickle-frackle:

shokatsuryou:

agents-of-frickle-frackle:

fortythreepictures:

Coulson from Season 2 of Agents of SHIELD - TV Guide

where the frick is the desk mini bus

Next to the glass box on the table behind him. It’s facing the camera instead of its usual side view.

i see it
i suppose there’s too much paperwork 
no time for playing with mini bus

That’s probably why Phil looks so grumpy.

shokatsuryou:

agents-of-frickle-frackle:

shokatsuryou:

agents-of-frickle-frackle:

fortythreepictures:

Coulson from Season 2 of Agents of SHIELD - TV Guide

where the frick is the desk mini bus

Next to the glass box on the table behind him. It’s facing the camera instead of its usual side view.

i see it

i suppose there’s too much paperwork 

no time for playing with mini bus

That’s probably why Phil looks so grumpy.

Yeah Marcel the monkey bit them and gave them monkey rabies and they died.